Children of the Corn

I almost don't even want to waste my time dignifying this film with a blog entry. I haven't been this offended by the very existence of a film since Inherit the Wind. I admit, it opens with an effective pre-title sequence in which a bunch of Quaker looking kids butcher the adults in a diner, but my generosity stops there. The acting is atrocious, but no worse than the script. I guess this is Stephen King's satire of religion in middle-America. Pathetically bad with ridiculous ideas.